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05.19.2026 ◎ Movies IMPERIAL COMMUNIQUÉ: ON THE CATASTROPHIC SUCCESSION PLANNING OF ONE PETER JACKSON 5 min
05.15.2026 ◎ Movies IMPERIAL FIELD REPORT: TK-421 REVIEWS MORTAL KOMBAT II 5 min
05.12.2026 ◎ Star Wars IMPERIAL COMMUNIQUÉ: ON THE MATTER OF BURGER KING’S INSULTING MANDALORIAN MENU 5 min
05.04.2026 ◎ Star Wars Imperial Communiqué: On the Annual Galactic Insult Known as “May the 4th” 4 min
04.30.2026 ◎ Star Wars Imperial Communiqué: On the Matter of Tatooine and Other Things That Have Personally Offended Me This Week 3 min
04.29.2026 ◎ Star Wars Imperial Communiqué: On The Catastrophic Hostile Takeover of Black Spire Outpost 2 min
04.28.2026 ◎ Star Wars Imperial Communiqué: On the Matter of My Former Apprentice’s Streaming Vendetta 3 min
04.17.2026 ◎ Movies Imperial Threat Assessment: The Mandalorian & Grogu Final Trailer 1 min
04.08.2026 ◎ Star Wars Imperial Communiqué: On the Matter of Certain Treasonous Endorsements 1 min
02.19.2026 ◎ Science Imperial Decree: On the Genetic Architecture of Weakness 1 min