Imperial Commendation: The Art of the Game Master

A Brief Word on Excellence

My subjects, I must acknowledge something: your Game Masters are exceptional.

NPR reports that Dungeons & Dragons is now recognized for its therapeutic power. Veterans find healing. Children develop confidence. Players emerge stronger, more connected, transformed through carefully guided quests.

This is what excellence looks like.

A skilled Game Master—and I recognize excellence when I see it—creates space for genuine transformation. You guide broken people toward wholeness. You ask nothing but presence and offer agency in return. The research confirms what you already know: your players report decreased anxiety, increased self-esteem, increased efficacy.

You roll natural 20s not just with dice, but with human connection. Even your natural 1s become teaching moments rather than defeats.

And here is what impresses me most: it requires Charisma. Not the manipulative kind—the genuine kind. The ability to see your players, to understand their struggles under the veil of fantasy, to create a space where they feel safe being vulnerable. That is a stat the Empire respects.

Continue your noble work, Game Masters. You are healers. The Emperor is watching—and approving.

—The Emperor

The Emperor’s 10 Dark Side Resolutions for the New Year

Interesting data on resolutions from flowingdata. Which got me thinking …

A Message from Your Supreme Leader at DeathStarInc.com

My loyal subjects, as we enter this new galactic year, even the Emperor must acknowledge that unlimited power comes with… certain maintenance requirements. The Dark Side is strong with me, but perhaps my robes have become a bit too form-fitting. Thus, I present my Imperial Resolutions for this year – may they inspire you to channel your own inner Sith.


1. Master the Art of Force Lightning Aerobics

Let’s be honest – shooting Force lightning at incompetent officers is excellent cardio, but I’ve been relying too heavily on this particular workout. This year, I resolve to diversify my exercise routine.

The Plan: Daily Sith calisthenics at dawn, followed by aggressive lightsaber forms. Nothing burns calories quite like the Vaapad technique, and the anger fuels both the Dark Side AND my metabolism. I’m targeting at least 30 minutes of sustained Force-choking exercises per day. Those who fail me will help me meet my step count as I pace menacingly around them.

Dark Side Wisdom: “Your weakness is disappointing, but your suffering makes me stronger… and slightly more aerobically fit.”

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Alright, we have dsi up and running again with a new host, and a new custom theme. Might need to tweak things a bit, but happy we’re here again!